Your Life* (updated)



You're born

First Hour: Don't give a shit

First Day: Take a shit

First Month: Covered in shit

Age 5: Learn to give a shit

Age 10: Give a shit

Age 15: Give too much of a shit

Age 20: Pretend you don't give a shit

Age 25: Appear to not give a shit

Age 30: Stop giving a shit

Age 40: Don't give a shit

Age 50: Don't give a shit about not giving a shit

Age 60: Forget what shit is

Age 70: Take a shit

Age 71: Die


*No one got this and kept calling me goth so I had to update it.

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