Check Please - Baconcake - Pancake made in bacon grease (bad idea/bad idea)
Man that was a bad idea, it started out looking awesome, the apartment filled with the delicious aroma of a town fair. I looked down at the bubbling circle of flavor and got an instant food boner. But it turned out to be more powerful than one man could handle, I think you could have fed an entire homeless shelter with one single baconcake. One toothpick sized slice probably contains 100% of your recommended daily intake of calories. I had one bite and instantly turned into homer after he ate that super old sub. How could I stay mad at you Baconcake.